I never cease to be amazed by the power of a looming deadline to motivate me to do anything and everything except that which I should be doing. (Such as messing with my tumblr theme; doesn’t it look spiffy?)
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in...– Dwight D. Eisenhower
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...– Oscar Wilde
Anonymous asked: Why are you the coolest person in the world (don't argue, it's true.)?
Haiku to a poorly engineered soap dispenser
Damn you, liquid soap. Every time you shoot straight out All over my clothes.
I got a voter registration card today. There goes my excuse to be politically ignorant. Now I’ll have to be politically apathetic.