October 2011
7 tags
Oct 3rd
65 notes
4 tags
I never cease to be amazed by the power of a looming deadline to motivate me to do anything and everything except that which I should be doing. (Such as messing with my tumblr theme; doesn’t it look spiffy?)
Oct 2nd
4 notes
5 tags
“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in...”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower
Oct 2nd
52 notes
5 tags
“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...”
– Oscar Wilde
Oct 1st
17 notes
September 2011
19 tags
Sep 30th
53,393 notes
3 tags
Sep 30th
3 notes
Anonymous asked: Why are you the coolest person in the world (don't argue, it's true.)?
Sep 26th
Haiku to a poorly engineered soap dispenser
Damn you, liquid soap. Every time you shoot straight out All over my clothes.
Sep 24th
4 notes
Sep 24th
1,125 notes
5 tags
Sep 23rd
July 2011
Jul 30th
6 notes
3 tags
Jul 27th
10 notes
Jul 23rd
402 notes
I got a voter registration card today. There goes my excuse to be politically ignorant. Now I’ll have to be politically apathetic.
Jul 13th
June 2011
Jun 22nd
Jun 10th