October 2011
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I never cease to be amazed by the power of a looming deadline to motivate me to do anything and everything except that which I should be doing.
(Such as messing with my tumblr theme; doesn’t it look spiffy?)
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched,
every rocket fired signifies, in...
– Dwight D. Eisenhower
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The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...
– Oscar Wilde
September 2011
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Anonymous asked: Why are you the coolest person in the world (don't argue, it's true.)?
Haiku to a poorly engineered soap dispenser
Damn you, liquid soap.
Every time you shoot straight out
All over my clothes.
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July 2011
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I got a voter registration card today.
There goes my excuse to be politically ignorant.
Now I’ll have to be politically apathetic.
June 2011