October 2011
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The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...
– Oscar Wilde
September 2011
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Anonymous asked: Why are you the coolest person in the world (don't argue, it's true.)?
Haiku to a poorly engineered soap dispenser
Damn you, liquid soap.
Every time you shoot straight out
All over my clothes.
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