June 2012
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spectronizergo:
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. welcometowonderland:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my...
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The...
– Robin Williams
(via saddest-summer)
Mellow Mushroom Pizza, Thursday, 8p.
Amy: Kathleen. You have spent this entire evening standing here bothering Ed. Let him work.
Kathleen: I'm not bothering Ed! Ed loves me. Don't you, Ed?
Ed: I disagree with your encouragement of the commoditization of the word Love, which I believe devalues it.
Kathleen:
Kathleen:
Ed: I loooove you, Kathleeeeeeen.
May 2012
thedukeoflions:
can we just get rid of the phrase “cross-dressing” please?
i don’t really feel the need to have a phrase for a boy wearing a dress
probably because clothes shouldn’t have genders
probably because clothes can’t have genders you idiots
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Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
rubyvroom:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I...
edcunningham:
Every meal is now cocoa puffs.
The chain must not be broken.
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jimfaindel:
spocktalia:
Oops I drew something cute.
Wait, there wasn’t any yelling back?
At all?!
Curious and curiouser.
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I have skype now, by the way.
I don’t have a camera or mic, tho.
But if anyone would ever like to talk, I’m edwardjameswhatever.
Also, I’m very shy at first, but don’t let that put you off.
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c0nflicting:
Society needs to learn both that asexuality is not synonymous with aromanticism and more importantly, that romance and sex are not intrinsically linked. Sex cannot turn you on to romance, if you’re aromantic. Romance cannot turn you onto sex, if you’re asexual. By which I mean, your orientation is not determined by the acts in which your partake. Liking sex doesn’t change your...
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Anonymous asked: i'm sorry if this is random, but i think you're pretty awesome and i wish we were friends.
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
xngvr:
spectronizergo:
heynips:
DANA ERIN
I started out trying to make me, but then she ended up a lot awesomer…
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even-after-all-this-time:
When getting into a new relationship, INTPs can lose their rational and dispassionate thinking for a very long time (a year or even more), “immersing” themselves in the new unknown world. If an INTP falls in love, it is extremely powerful – it is all or nothing. It is very likely that this phase will see the INTP become very ardent, even playful and careless. The INTP...
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portofmorrow replied to your post: portofmorrow replied to your post: I am so happy… I’m taller than most people in Florida, so you’re tall here.
I used to live around Jacksonville. People seemed pretty normal there. Maybe it’s regional. Are like, central and south Florida just all little people, or something?
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portofmorrow replied to your post: I am so happy when everybody is happy. Jess is…
Can we just take one more moment to appreciate the adorableness of this?
(For reference, I am not tall or anything. I am only two inches taller than you.)
de-whimsified:
You know that music that you used to listen to all the time but then grew tired of it and stopped listening to it
and then in your mind you thought it wasn’t actually that good because you didn’t like it as much any more
but then you hear it again after a few years
and you realize that it’s actually as good as you first thought?
I’m having one of those nights (With Aerosmith…...
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Every meal is now cocoa puffs.
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portofmorrow replied to your post: portofmorrow replied to your post: My signature… The trendsetter always regrets the trends they set. #creepin
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portofmorrow replied to your post: My signature tag is now officially #creepin’. When… I was wondering why you were doing that.
I am reconsidering. It is not nearly as funny now that I’ve actually made it a thing.
I had a good day.
I never have good days. But for some undetermined reason I went manic this morning, and everything just felt so fucking grand. I had a wonderful day at work, and now I’m slowly leveling out, emotionally, back to a sort of medium state.
I just want to remember what it was like this morning. I want to hold on to that. Because mania can be deceptive, can fuck with your...
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My signature tag is now officially #creepin’. When you want the creepiest of creepings, look no further than edcunningham.tumblr.com.
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via imfantasyparade)
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portofmorrow:
edcunningham replied to your post:
Oh. of COURSE I’m someone’s uncle. #creepin’
Yep. 1983 Jay Schmidt.
It’s you, alright.
yuigadokusonmaru:
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
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coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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asksighstuck:
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Anonymous asked: your face. I like that shit.
At least I’m hypomanic right now. That should make work easier. Or terrible. Don’t know for sure. It’s an adventure!
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de-whimsified:
edcunningham:
“Ed, why don’t you dance? No, you should totally just go out on that crowded dancefloor and dance with this person you hardly kn——”
Some of my friends made me go clubbing on my birthday o_______________o
The only dancing I do is at home alone with the blinds closed.
Yeah, basically, this. Jamming in my room. If anybody ever looks into the windows and sees,...
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shit shit shit
I have been taking paxil for three weeks now, and it’s been really nice because I can actually feel emotions again.
But it also makes me feel really shitty and tired and dead sometimes. Which sucks, especially during 8-10 hour shifts of constant work. Typically I have gotten through this with gratuitous amounts of caffeine, but that’s risky because too much caffeine...
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I tried to write "asexual" and wrote "awsexual"...
chekhovandowl:
acceptable typo is acceptable