thirty-one hours is enough hours
July 2012
shit I just want to reblog Erin’s entire doge bloge
I have been awake for twenty-eight hours and I have spent fourteen of those at work
and I still have more things to do and cannot sleep yet
how do I awake
I try to eat a healthy balanced diet with elements from all five food groups
- Cereal
- Peanut Butter Sandwiches
- Fruit
- Pasta
- Leftovers from when the family went out to eat without me I guess whatever
June 2012
I like having my queue full of good posts because I can post a few of them when my dash is slow.
It’s like having a trick up my sleeve. I am a blogging magician.
what if there was a set of identical twins but one of them developed a genetic mutation on the x/y chromosome
and they developed as fully normal and healthy identical twins except that one was male and one was female
and then they had twincest
and had a child that was genetically identical to both of them
Imagine the person you have feelings for right now picking their nose
MESSAGE TO ALL SKINNY GIRLS: You can only look so skinny before you start to look like a holocaust victim. Stop trying to lose weight and eat a damn cheeseburger.
you know what’s not ok
body shaming of any kind
sorry i just need to vent. (dangerously hot steam pours from my mouth and melts your face but you sit there and take it because you are a good friend)
ooops I just spent most of my paycheck on a new chromebook
oops
