August 2012
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there’s this guy I work with named Sam and he’s short and has light curly hair but I don’t know his full name and so in my phone I named him Samwise the Brave of course
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okay so now that I’ve spent like an hour and a half exploring every single detail of that flash
moving on
grapplinghooked:
do you ever just see someones icon on your dashboard and get really excited just because theyre online
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slamigos replied to your post: slamigos replied to your post: some occurrences: I… it okay there will be more
lots more C:
why is there not yet a widely available toothpaste that tastes like Mint Chocolate Chip
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Act 5 Act 2 more like
EVERYBODY TALKING TO EACH OTHER FINALLY YAY YAY
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slamigos replied to your post: some occurrences: I will not be at the ed cunningchat… ;_;
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tobiasvincentmaguire:
Whisper “play creep” seven times into the mirror and thom yorke will break out of the mirror and punch you in the fucking face
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I will not be at the ed cunningchat tonight
because I switched shifts and I have to work tonight instead of today
so I’m going to spend the afternoon reading homestuck I guess
wheee
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portofmorrow:
so done with being teen
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scrapes:
if mitt romney gets the presidency i might as well hand him my uterus
slamigos:
vplem:
i think i would like showering a lot more if i could just stand there and be get clean but no i need to MOVE and DO THINGS why can’t i just stand in hot water and relax
or if I could read and/or play video games in the shower
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portofmorrow:
It takes you people 45 minutes to shower r u kiddin it takes me like 6 I have mastered the art of the shower
I have long hair and also I just really like the feeling of water running over me like I just chill out in there for over an hour sometimes and just think
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daveterezi… wat a ship
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Plot Twist: Colorguard gets hit with a clarinet.
specialsjsnowflakes:
No tumblr, misandry and reverse racism aren’t social justice.
Die cis scum isn’t social justice either.
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blindvisionaries:
cosmo sex tip: when you take her virginity whisper “it’s only bleeding because you don’t floss”
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I should have included Léon in my top five movies the other day because wow that is a great film. Gary Oldman! Tiny little Natalie Portman! Luc Besson, one of the best action directors ever! I need to watch it again some time.
oldrowley:
somethingdespicable:
reblog if you are a true 1300’s kid
hha peasant for life scribe it
omg you can’t call yourself a 1340s kid if you were born in 1348
you don’t even remember the plague, god.
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and those astronaut shoes I got would look really good if I painted one of them black, too
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edcunningham:
I really wanna cosplay sollux just so I can get a pair of actual prescription glasses with tinted lenses like
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I really wanna cosplay sollux just so I can get a pair of actual prescription glasses with tinted lenses like
richwhitelesbian:
8yrs:
there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time
aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
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m4ge:
imagine spending christmas with your internet friends
giving each other horribly shitty joke gifts
decorating the christmas tree with fictional character printouts and tampons
the house is covered in tinsel and partially-melted christmas knick-knacks you found at a yard sale
music playing in the background
a huge christmas feast except you managed to burn the main course so you...
