hey there. i'm Ed, and I believe there's good in everybody's heart.
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  • ▸Jess Lerner: FUCK YOU SO HARD IT'S STICKY

REMENMBER WHEN JESS GOT ATTACKED BY A HAWK

reminder that Jess & I are literally Leslie & Ben from parks and rec

  • ▸Jess Lerner: ED I TOUCHED IT AND NOW MY HANDS ARE STICKY THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
  • ▸Jess: Pokes your butt
  • ▸Ed: aw ye
  • ▸Jess: Bow chicka
  • ▸Jess: What if someone was actually turned on by butt poking
  • ▸Jess: Anal poking
  • ▸Ed: omfg
  • ▸Jess: "ey gurl hpow bout some anal poking aw yee"
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pizzabutthole asked, "ed we have to be cuter so we whore out our relationship for money and then we can buy eighteen corgis and a one-acre farm for them"