- ▸Jess Lerner: FUCK YOU SO HARD IT'S STICKY
REMENMBER WHEN JESS GOT ATTACKED BY A HAWK
reminder that Jess & I are literally Leslie & Ben from parks and rec
- ▸Jess Lerner: ED I TOUCHED IT AND NOW MY HANDS ARE STICKY THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
- ▸Jess: Pokes your butt
- ▸Ed: aw ye
- ▸Jess: Bow chicka
- ▸Jess: What if someone was actually turned on by butt poking
- ▸Jess: Anal poking
- ▸Ed: omfg
- ▸Jess: "ey gurl hpow bout some anal poking aw yee"
pizzabutthole asked, "ed we have to be cuter so we whore out our relationship for money and then we can buy eighteen corgis and a one-acre farm for them"